“Powerbottoms” Just Doesn’t Quite Capture It
Writing about the stars of the Club Inferno Dungeon always seems to be particularly challenging. For instance, how do you come up with superlatives to describe something that has no mass, i.e. a fist hole? When you say “it’s a really big hole,” what exactly are you describing? The inner circumference of the interior of the hole? The kind you put one hand (much less 2) in yet you don’t feel anything surround it? Or is “a really big hole” meant to describe the depth to which you can plunge your hand and arm? Is the hand ultimately stopped by a hard surface that prevents it from going further?
